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Bar - Giraffe

A man walks into a bar with his giraffe.

They order a pint each but due to the length of the giraffes neck the man has to help him drink it.

This goes on for several hours until last orders is called, the man and giraffe decide to leave but due to the giraffes height he hits his head on the top of the door frame and falls to the floor.

The barman approaches the man and says: "You can't leave that lying their"

And the man says: "it's not a lion it's a giraffe!"

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