Blonde - Construction Destruction

A blonde guy, Mexican guy, and Irish guy, were all sitting on a scaffold next to a tall building eating lunch. The Mexican guy says, " If I have 1 more burrito for lunch, I will jump to my death." The Irish guy says, "If I have 1 more cabbage roll I will jump to my death." The blonde guy says, "If I have 1 more bologna sandwich, I will jump to my death." The next day the Mexican guy opens his lunchbox and sees a burrito so he jumps to his death. The Irish guy opens his lunchbox and sees a cabbage roll so he jumps to his death. The blonde guy opens his lunchbox and sees a bologna sandwich so he jumps to his death. At the funeral,the three wives were standing around the tombstones. The Mexican guy's wife says, "If I'd known he disliked burritos so much, I would have made him a taco instead." The Irish guy's wife says, "If I'd known he disliked cabbage rolls so much, I would have made him corned beef and cabbage instead." The blonde guy's wife said, "Don't look at me, he makes his own lunch."

Rating: 3.86