Blonde - Electric Chair

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were sentenced to death by the electric chair.

The brunette went into the room, got strapped into the chair, and announced, "I'm from the Boston School of Divinity, and I believe in the power of God to intervene on behalf of the innocent." They threw the switch, and nothing happened, so, they figured she must be innocent, and let her go.

Next was the redhead, who went in, got strapped down, then announced, "I'm from the California School of Law, and I believe in the power of Justice to intervene on behalf of the innocent." They threw the switch, and, once again, nothing happened, so, they released her.

Then it was the blonde's turn. She got strapped down, then announced, "I'm from the Texas School of Electronics, and y'all ain't gonna 'lectrocute nobody if ya don't connect them two wires."

Rating: 3.65