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Sick - 3 Naughty Nuns

3 nuns died. As they were at the gates of heaven..St.Peter said "Before you enter the heaven you must cleanse your sins." The nuns agreed. So St. Peter asked the first nun "Have you ever touched a mans penis?" she replied "Yes." he said "With what?" she replied "Well, my hand." St. Peter then said "Dip your hand into the holy water and you may pass through the gates" so she did. Then, all the sudden the third nun ran past the second nun and took a big gulp. St.Peter said.."What did you do that for?" the third nun replied "I wanted to take a drink before she (the second nun) stuck her fat ass in it!"

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