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Bar - Monkey On A Register

A guy walks into a bar and notices a monkey sitting on the register. He asks the bartender, "what's up with the monkey on the register"? The bartender replies, "check this out". The bartender hits the monkey with the stick and the monkey unzips the bartenders fly, sucks him off and goes back on the register. The bartender then asks the guy, "wanna try"? He replies, "yeah but don't hit too hard with the stick."

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