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Offbeat - Kid Vs God

One day a little boy went up to his mom and asked,
"Mom, is God a boy or a girl?"
The mom said,
"Honey, he is both"
The next day, the boy went up to his dad and asked,
"Dad, is God black or white?"
And the dad replied,
"Son, He is both."
At dinner, the boy asked his parents,
"Mom, Dad, is Michael Jackson God?"

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