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Other - What Happened?!

There was this flood in Louisiana. This guy was on his porch, up to his knees in water. A rowboat goes by and the guy in the rowboat says "Hop in". The man replies "No thanks, the lord will save me." Soon he was on his deck and up to his waist in water. A rowboat goes by. "hop in." "No thanks, the lord will save me." Next he is up to his neck in water. A helicopter goes by. "Hop in." " No thanks, the lord will save me." Well, he drown. When he was in heaven,he asked the lord, "What happened?!" He replied, "I dont know, I sent two boats and a helicopter for you!"

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