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Office - Never Say To A Cop

NEVER SAY TO A COP
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>> 1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
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>> 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
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>> 3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
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>> 4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
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>> 5. Are You Andy or Barney?
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>> 6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
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>> 7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
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>> 8. I pay your salary!
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>> 9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
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>> 10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
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>> 11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
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>> 12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyeslook glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

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