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Redneck - Woman

>A woman is shopping in the local supermarket. She selects some milk,
>some eggs, a carton of juice, and a package of bacon. As she unloads
>her items at the cash register to pay, a man standing behind her in
>line watches her place the four items on the belt and states with
>assurance, "You must be single."
>
>The woman looks at the four items on the belt, and seeing nothing
>unusual about her selection says, "That's right. How on earth did you
>know."
>
>
>He replies, "Because you're ugly."

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