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Other - Jesus And Satan
Jesus and Satan were having and argument about whose computer is better. Jesus said a Dell was better and Satan said a Macintosh was better. God was getting really sick about all this arguing so he came down to Earth to settle this once and for all.
God said, "There is only one way to settle this. We will hold a print off, and the person who prints the most papers in a certain amount of time wins!" So Jesus and Satan start printing all these papers.
Suddenly there's a black out. Both their screens go black and the printing stops. A couple minutes later the eletricity comes back on and Satan frantically starts typing and clicking, while Jesus calmly continues to print.
Satan looks at Jesus and says, "That's not fair! You have God on your side."
God says, "No, Jesus saves."