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Sex - Want Ad

A woman submits an ad to the personal section of the newspaper. It reads "Man wanted-must not beat me, must not leave me, and must be a good lover."

A few days later her doorbell rings. She answers to see a man with no arms and no legs on her porch. He says, "I'm here about the ad"

Perplexed, She says, "But you..."

He says, "...Hey, I'm perfect. I have no arms, so I can't beat you, and I have no legs, so I can't leave you."

She says, "But I wanted a good lover."

Smiling, he says, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"

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