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Other - Enemy Ships

A Captain and his crew are sailing along on the open sea. Suddenly, one of the lookouts spots an enemy ship! He yells down to the captain, "One enemy ship on the Horizon!". The captain tells his crew, "Bring me my red shirt." The crew is wondering this but they bring him his shirt anyway. So, they fight the enemy ship all day and they don't lose one sailor. After the battle is over some crew members ask the Captain, "Why did you tell us to bring you you're red shirt?" The Captain looks at them and says, "Because if I had gotten blood on my shirt, you wouldn't have noticed the blood, and you would've continued to fight on." One week later, the lookout suddenly shouts down to the Captain, "Twenty enemy ships on the horizon!" The Captain tells his crew, "Bring me my brown pants."

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