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Bar - Monkey

A man and his pet monkey walked into a bar. the man sits at the bar, and while ordering, the bartender notices the monkey swallowing the 8 ball on the poker table. the Man appologises and pays for the ball.

2 months later, the man and the monkey return. the monkey wanders off again, but this time he picks up a coctail glass, and pushes it up his ass a few times, before swallowing it. the Bartender asks the man why it just did that, and the man replies 'ever since he ate that ball, he makes sure that what goes in comes out just as easy.

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